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homo
fuck ur money up
The terminal for trading two (2) blobs against each other. Real charts, fake numbers, imaginary muny.
HOMO / MUNY
2zBLoBhcVQEXDtdE6vsBLoB…1149
Chart drawn by a toddler. Not financial advice.
buys / sells
12 / 4000
vol.
$0.11
buyers / sellers
3 / Greg
Holders
TraderPositionPnL
greg.blob1 HOMO+$0.03
raccoon3412 BLOB-$9,000
ur mom7 SLM+$88
anonymous owl??? WOBwat
chad.eth1 SKB-$1.00
Swaps
TraderActionAmountTime
greg.blobbuy$1012s
raccoon3sell$0.0244s
ur mombuy$1,2002m
anonymous owlbuywat5m
chad.ethsell$38m
blobfatherbuy$6911m
HOMO$4,206.90+69.42%•BLOB$0.42-13.37%•SLM$88.88+3.14%•WOB$1.00+0.01%•SKB$1,312.50+404%•HOMO$4,206.90+69.42%•BLOB$0.42-13.37%•SLM$88.88+3.14%•WOB$1.00+0.01%•SKB$1,312.50+404%•HOMO$4,206.90+69.42%•BLOB$0.42-13.37%•SLM$88.88+3.14%•WOB$1.00+0.01%•SKB$1,312.50+404%•
why homo??
idk, seemed like a good idea at 3am
Super Secure
We keep ur homos in a shoebox under Greg's bed. Greg is very trustworth. Except on tuesdays.
Zero Fees*
*fees are actually all of ur muny. it says so in the tiny print u cant read. sry.
24/7 Support
Screaming into a pillow counts as support if u do it long enough. we hear u king
start ur homo journey
It's like gambling but ur laptop makes the whirring noise